Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
missamazinggg 12
What a jerk! I hope you've been planning revenge for a moment like this.
bwenduh45 7
Your brother sounds like a jerk...and maybe you can borrow your mom's or something.
skylaryoungblood 2
Kill him now. The red will look good with the brown. On a side note, hopefully it was after the ceremony
Azrael9 11
his face would meet the wedding cake
signuplogin 1
But then he would ruin the cake too
False_Stupidity 42
Why ruin a perfectly good wedding cake?
alpaquette91 9
15 ... No don't lie
signuplogin 1
If he isnt married yet shave off his eyebrows the night before his weeding then dye his hair green and give him a henna(don't know how to spell it) tattoo across his forehead saying kama's a bitch or payback baby
iNomBaconz 0
Cuz everyone knows you can't feel tattoos ! Especially one with a homemade tattoo gun :D
syki 22
Cuz everyone knows that henna isn't a topical ink!
syki 22
Although I'd probably wake up if someone was henna'ing me. Make sure he's a deep sleeper. Or drug him. Or kill him. Haha... hahaha... Joke. Ha...
Azlein 0
Do it!!!!
My_Nightmare 19
Leave it to a 14 year old to not be cultured enough to know what henna is. SMH
TinyLittleSilver 4
Henna isn't painful. It's basically a thick dye you put on the skin and wait for it to stain before taking it off. Lasts a week or two. Very often seen at special Indian ceremonies like weddings, all over the bride's hands. Google it.
rawrspriinkleme0 0
lol @ 69's fail troll.
artemisrox98 10
My mom put henna on me when I was 6. Don't judge us young'uns. D:
roeallen 11
You have a very shitty friend ...sorry
kimee21_fml 15
*brother
Nutty4Muffs 3
22, you're the blondest ginger ever.
ikickgingers 15
^^^
DocBastard 40
This is a child who needs to be reprimanded. Put him in timeout or take away his toys or... *rereads FML* He's 28??!? Just ******* kill him. Period.
techweed 12
Doc, on your profile, it says you are in/from Moldova, but just a short while back, it said Guinea, are you just having a bit of fun, or do you travel a lot?
Enslaved 38
Stalker or fan? Remember Steven King's Misery!
Enslaved 38
Stephen.
DocBastard 40
Techweed, I have no idea what you're talking about. *moves to Hungary*
Otarin 6
I love you doc. In a purely heterosexual way :3
lemon_phat 11
79- why not in a homosexual way? Sounds erotic.
taptaptapity 2
You could be like his picture! Yum-o!
Graawr 7
Doc's pictured reminds me of an incident about a guy who shoved a hairspray up in his ass. Then went to the ER to have it removed.
DocBastard 40
Graawr, my picture is of a guy who shoved a Coke bottle up his ass. I had to take him to surgery to remove it.
leadman1989 16
I bet Doc has a smexy accent. :)
margie2194 12
Really? That's weird doc, because I think I recall seeing your profile pic in some website that's called "X-ray pictures that make you go huh?" or maybe I'm wrong. Whatever, I'm just saying it looks eerily familiar.
MagicallyFat 12
By "pain" his face red do you mean paint or do you mean smack him till his face turns red.
Decapitation 3
At his wedding put a couple Viagra in his drink.
hoonyer 17
wouldn't that be helping him instead of getting revenge?
CryMoreFMLs 15
What wedding? He's never going to have one.
NickACD 27
#124 it would help him in bed, but it would be embarrassing to have everyone see your boner through your pants