Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
Daederoth 10
He may be mildly retarded. You should get him checked out. I'm just kidding... but really get him checked.
cooterpie 11
Both sound good to me.
perdix 31
Yeah, go ahead and blame your brother for your ill-timed shart.
IEnjoyYourAnger 0
Perdix, I've been looking at fml or about 3 years now, and I've realized 95% of my laughs come from you. You ,my good sir, are a genius. Keep on with the sarcastic dick-like responses and I will keep on laughing at them like the whole world laughs at rob schneiders pitiful career.
RandomBlackMan 0
Lying is a sin brah.
FollowMe 2
Oh that's dark stuff right there. :P
Lexxya 7
If he pranked all your life, probably you have relationship issues with him you've never solved. Sad for yor dress.
joy_nash 7
It's time to go BRidezilla on him forealz
kimee21_fml 15
Oh my god, I would kill him !!!! My brothers are terrible, but this is not even comparable. But in the end, just remember that you are getting married to the love of your life :)
pandm101 0
Beat his ass.
skyeyez9 25
Of all days, your douche of a brother should have had the decency to leave you alone on your wedding day. That was a cruel joke and not funny. He ruined your dress. I think you should disown the dipshit. What would he do around your future children? Constantly humiliate them to the point of tears....as a "joke?"