Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 22:00

Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
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Send the kid's parents the cleaning bills for your pants and car upholstery. They refuse to pay, take them to small claims court. They'll be sure their kid will never bother you again.

And a bad century to live in a culture that shames people who crap themselves. You know the societal pressure is extreme when you resort to blaming children for your own bowel control issues.

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And a bad century to live in a culture that shames people who crap themselves. You know the societal pressure is extreme when you resort to blaming children for your own bowel control issues.

Send the kid's parents the cleaning bills for your pants and car upholstery. They refuse to pay, take them to small claims court. They'll be sure their kid will never bother you again.