Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
jePomme 0
Moral of the story: Always look before you sit.
little_monster21 0
that's incredibly annoying. don't let it ruin your wedding day. your brother has growing up to do.
emwil823 0
I agree with number 7. I'd also beat his ass.
PopRocks14 0
Give a shout out to your brother during the wedding(;
RazorbacksHogs13 0
Aww): that sucks!!
cchan034 23
Steps to take for revenge Step 1. Drug your brother with a massive dosage of sleeping pills.(not enough to kill him) Step 2. Find out his Facebook password. Step 3. Hire 2 male strippers, and pay them to "rape" your brother on film. Step 4. Have him post it on his own fb and tag everyone that was at ur wedding. Step 5. Crush up some-more sleeping pills and put them in a class of water on ur brothers nightstand. Step 6. Disable any Internet service at his house and hide his iPhone When he wakes up the next day, the first thing he will do is drink that glass of water, then he will pass out again shortly disabling him front removing the video from his account for at least 48 hours. 48hrs is enough time for information like this to get around the family that it dosnt even matter if he deletes it afterwards.
SwtCherryPie 26
wow lol
Kiirst_mt1994 26
you sound like an expert in taking revenge! lol xD
MrsAgony 6
Wow peak times
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Put Nair in his shampoo bottle lol.
marisalee 0
He sounds hot. Like one of those brothers on movies
CabooseWins 0
Put pepper spray in his toilet paper. Or... Shoot him in the ass with a BB gun.