Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
Wederoney 16
You should kill that little bastard.
coldsteele152 1
Thats not cool at all
nerdsgetmehot 23
What a dick. I hope that wedding dress wasn't super expensive. :/ Did you have an outfit to change into at least?
bischkeboy 3
There isn't a revenge for that. Nothing is a bigger deal then the day a girl gets married. And ruining that day is the worst thing you can do to her. There's nothing you can do to make it even.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Am I the only woman who doesn't think that your wedding should be the happiest day of your life? Don't get me wrong-- I'd be pissed off if my wedding dress got ruined. But as far as the happiest and most important moments of life go, a wedding is just not top of my list. The marriage is the important part...
raphanne_fml 33
#90 I agree. If someone thinks their wedding has to be the most happiest day of their life, it logically means that the days that will follow will be less happy... It's kind of a sad way to start a marriage... But I would still be mad at someone for ruining the day :)
stephanieeDawnx 0
StI get where you guys are coming from, But your wedding day is the happiest day, because you get to get dressed up, & look and feel beautiful, & YOU (& the groom) are the center of attention. Plus, it is the day you pledge your love & are binded eternally to the love of your life. (at least, that's how it's supposed to go...)j
Jazzgirl101 12
id bloody neuter my brother if he did that to me
lemon_phat 11
****! I accidentally thumbed this up... Just -1.
Daralea 21
Ouch OP. Hope you didn't invite the chocoholic with an ant problem to your wedding.
chosha_fml 27
What an asshole! That's not remotely funny to do to someone on their wedding day. How could he mot know that?
guitarplayer546 0
See pranks are funny when they are fun and for the most part Harmless. But on her wedding day? Come on bro have some respect for your sister's big day, or at least wait to prank her when it comes reception time.
Jaime2893 0
Dick