myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
Carlton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Chessmomma3
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
jlujan00
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .
Nabee143 3
Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!
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Comments (148)
Betterthink4 6
Trifling Ratchet
Evilpirate 10
How would he get a used condom??
misery6969 0
Mother of.... GOD
cougar41 8
That just Fkn feral. Clean up after your selves that's so disgusting
mylifebelike1234 6
Lets not forget the fact that little kids like too put whatever they find in their mouths. -_-
m_2_teh_c 6
What's the point in the condom? I mean you have one kid, why not go ahead and have another one?
aidansvencis 2
That is dirty and disgusting.. YDI
edensgarden81 2
Flush it and you wouldn't have that problem!
Alex1901 6
I saw one on the ground the other day at the bus stop. There's nothing in the original FML to say the kid found it at home. Hopefully they aren't regularly being left lying around at home.
BrutalPoodle 5
Who uses those anymore?