myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
Carlton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Chessmomma3
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
jlujan00
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .
Nabee143 3
Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!
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Comments (148)
geod69 8
Next time pick up your used condoms
AZbeastboSS 2
Exactly
arykald123 0
I guess he is learnering already.... But way to early and pick up ur used condom next time Or it might become something more then a puppet....
drkate25 30
Clearly it's not OPs condom--If they used protection they wouldn't have a kid!
screem25 0
Thts nasty
cuffed_cutie 4
"look at my new friend, mommy" lol how awkward..
jvmb 0
Lol I was joking.. Why the **** would you give a child the talk. My goodness.
BellaMarta 19
I was expecting a tampon applicator...
mikeofthunder 13
You're disgusting, OP. Please get some protection for your fragile brain!
Grimnirwher9 21
Take it easy, #113. there's no reason to assume that it was OP's condom, or that it wasn't in the trash bin.
jamal0000007 4
That's one way to entertain your kid