By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
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  genius_man16  |  0

So is "having sex" like actual penetration? Cuz technically "cock-blocked" means you didn't get any at all, but you said you were already having sex so...

This FML confuses me, but your BF is an idiot. TiVo the fucking show and have sex with your girl. You should totally dump him, I hate all these FML's where people stop having sex to watch a stupid show, I mean what is wrong with you people? He must be gay.

  KumoFF7  |  3

Wow i'm sick of all theses FML's of couples having sex and then the boyfriend doing something completely off in the middle of sex. This is like the 10th one I've seen this week. YDI just for posting this, get some originality.

  dusty1030  |  0

I like how sex is rated so highly on the to do list. Honestly shark week is bad ass. You can have sex any time, also i believe its twat blocked. Guys get cock blocked, ladies get twat blocked.

  strangersdk  |  0

hey OP, just so you know, cock-block does not work in that direction. Only males can get cock-blocked, though i believe the appropriate term used here would be 'twat-swatted' (copyright dane cook?).

  I_GET_ASS  |  0

YDI for not giving him head while he watches Shark Week. then everyone would be happy.

fool, i should have watched more shark week i am sad


  Black_noise09  |  0

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can only get cock-blocked if you have a cock...A women would be pussy-blocked. As in, "I was totally going to get laid last night, but Shark Week pussy-blocked me."

Similarly, straight men aren't cock teases, they're pussy teases, etc.

  winterharte  |  0

@ #12 - I hope to god that was sarcasm, because why would you even think about tv while you're GETTING LAID? Stupid people need to get their priorities straight xD

By  uneekfreak16  |  0

I thought only guys got cock-blocked... or is it actually a term for both genders? I guess you could also be gay it doesn't say you're female.

Either way, that's hilarious :) Shark week!

By  fxdxhk90  |  0

At least it wasn't the Disney channel. Besides, shark week is awesome. And if you are a woman, the term you're looking for is "twat blocked".