So is "having sex" like actual penetration? Cuz technically "****-blocked" means you didn't get any at all, but you said you were already having sex so... This FML confuses me, but your BF is an idiot. TiVo the ******* show and have sex with your girl. You should totally dump him, I hate all these FML's where people stop having sex to watch a stupid show, I mean what is wrong with you people? He must be gay.

Well, it doesn't say the OP is female. Maybe they're both gay.

#12 is a moron. No one in their right mind would TiVo shark week if they could be watching it right now!

Wow i'm sick of all theses FML's of couples having sex and then the boyfriend doing something completely off in the middle of sex. This is like the 10th one I've seen this week. YDI just for posting this, get some originality.

YDI for dating a guy with a television.

You would? Really? Having sex is just that boring now, huh? What has this world come to. And to the OP, that sux, maybe you need to be better.

Touche #14, touche

I would do the same. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTENT THAN SHARK WEEK!

I like how sex is rated so highly on the to do list. Honestly shark week is bad ass. You can have sex any time, also i believe its twat blocked. Guys get **** blocked, ladies get twat blocked.

Who says OP has a ******??

Well, to get **** blocked you have to have a **** so either he is gay or someone is just dumb :/

hey OP, just so you know, ****-block does not work in that direction. Only males can get ****-blocked, though i believe the appropriate term used here would be 'twat-swatted' (copyright dane cook?).

Maybe OP meant the TV blocked his **** from entering her ******. Also, fur friday.

i totatally agree. all the people on fml are like oh i didnt get to hav sex cuz of this...like who cares. and yea shark week is the best

YDI for not giving him head while he watches Shark Week. then everyone would be happy. fool, i should have watched more shark week i am sad I GET ASS!

Guys. It's Massachusetts. Long-explanation-short, I think "****-blocked" IS the proper term.

Shark week is the best thing ever!!

Shark Week is the ******* shit! I would've done the same :D YDI for forgetting it was Shark Week

Has to be right. Women can't get ****-blocked.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can only get ****-blocked if you have a ****...A women would be pussy-blocked. As in, "I was totally going to get laid last night, but Shark Week pussy-blocked me." Similarly, straight men aren't **** teases, they're pussy teases, etc.

Agreed!!!!

@ #12 - I hope to god that was sarcasm, because why would you even think about tv while you're GETTING LAID? Stupid people need to get their priorities straight xD

Just continue having sex while he's learning about sharks...

dude yeah "**** blocked" means he's a guy there both gay!

82: a twat is a pregnant goldfish

twat swatted my friend

it is ! shark week is the best week of the year. "lotz of sharkz n stuf"

Yep. And at least he wasn't saying "Oh my god! Manswers is on!" That show has boobies in it. o:

awww that's cute, your bf must be smart :3

It's the raw power.

shark week trumps EVERYTHING

How about a gay partner or is that to much for you?

Did you even bother reading it? They mentioned the possibilty of being gay so calm the **** down.

ya honestly he said that the op could be gay so calm down crazy

The OP might be a guy. And the proper term for when ****-blocking happens to a girl is "Twat- Swatting"- Courtesy of Dane Cook ;)

Or blue ovaried.