By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States
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So is "having sex" like actual penetration? Cuz technically "cock-blocked" means you didn't get any at all, but you said you were already having sex so... This FML confuses me, but your BF is an idiot. TiVo the fucking show and have sex with your girl. You should totally dump him, I hate all these FML's where people stop having sex to watch a stupid show, I mean what is wrong with you people? He must be gay.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you can only get cock-blocked if you have a cock...A women would be pussy-blocked. As in, "I was totally going to get laid last night, but Shark Week pussy-blocked me." Similarly, straight men aren't cock teases, they're pussy teases, etc.
@ #12 - I hope to god that was sarcasm, because why would you even think about tv while you're GETTING LAID? Stupid people need to get their priorities straight xD
I thought only guys got cock-blocked... or is it actually a term for both genders? I guess you could also be gay it doesn't say you're female. Either way, that's hilarious :) Shark week!