Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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Steve95401 49
Did you tie him to the bed the night before?
suicidehacker21 8
Like father like daughter D'aww.
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Comments (46)
megank12 17
I would only be worried about the husband if he wets the bed often. Once in a while really isn't a big deal; sometimes it can happen in dreams. The little girl will probably grow out of it too.
oj101 33
Don't get too pissed off OP
hryffff 11
I used to do that when I was little. :) you should try potty training them now.
buddy51 23
OP- I'll wet you've got to be pissed about the situation urine!
perdix 29
Gregor Mendel: "I told you so!"
perdix 29
Mendel is considered the father of modern genetics. He discovered the laws of heredity through a detailed study of pees.
wjh100 13
explaining the joke that's low brah
OhDearBetrayal 25
29- Good thing I learned that in the first few days of standard biology.
youngbuck10 9
That is the sole reason I pee before going to bed.
perdix 29
#20, really? Not just to whip it out one last time to smack it around a bit?
youngbuck10 9
I'm female. I don't have anything to whip out....
cmayer 20
So she doesn't have to sleep in piss?
Enslaved 36
From now on, no more goofy apple juice right before bedtime. That goes for your 2-year old daughter too! :P
HortonThelephant 15
Wee hours* You're welcome OP
BrookieAnn 19
Huggies come in value packs at Costco....just sayin