By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 495
You deserved it 15 682

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It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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Ya and so was ur mom spreading her legs queer

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

And then all the other family members thought it seemed fun and wanted to try it out for themselves! "PEW PEW PEW"

Agreed, she needs to get back in the kitchen too!!!

How little ? O.o

Wow haha I would've laughed cause thats funny lol

dont blame him, blame star wars

Selfish women. Those aliens almost got him.

Like that other FML about a boyfriend that did the same laser sound. Lasers are pretty badass, anyway.

I can't help but notice everyone thumps down #22 comments. It's kind of sad :(

Why aren't you in the kitchen anyway? Make yourself at home...clean their kitchen woman!

Well OP thats what you get for dating children

Boobs and lasers my favorite pair

I can't believe it's peanut butter!

23 - Or star trek "Set the boobs to stun"

Totally right!!

Funny stuff right there!

It's not stars it's teh laser tits from the capita totally fkn awesome

Your all wrong it's from Austin Powers. The fembots.

I didn't know there were preschoolers on FML....

45 and 153 grow up and enjoy the laser show.

152 - says the 14 year old

Like Keith Stone!

I like potatoes

I like turtles

Like my shit after a box of brand buds.

I highly doubt this actually happened.

It could have been worse ... his nipples could have been erect ..

That's an opinion.

It could have been worse. His dad could have grabbed his mum's breasts and you could have had an inter galactic showdown.... Pew pew pew....

Lawl! That made me laugh hard!

I cried, I was just laughing so hard.

Your fault you went out with him...

Why are you dating a child in the first place. Damn pedophile...

Try reading the FML one more time. -.-

Try reading my comment one more time.

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

I've been looking at your pic and I still can't figure out what it is. Haha I'm stupid.

I mean I get what it's supposed to represent, but what is it, like actually? Does that make any sense? Haha

Haha don't worry , even i don't know what it is. I just put it because it's funny, but it doesn't mean anything.

Its a radish lol mainly grown in south east Asia

It's a funny looking radish lol!

I would politely excuse myself to the restroom, and just never come back.

Dick move, well I guess in this FML case, a vaginal move. Ha ha ha get it?

Fail. Just fail.

Well, you're in his house..so..

And is this considered "normal" in his family? O_o

laser-boob beats everything! =D

So then dump him! It's fairly simple. If you "can't believe" you're dating him, just stop dating him. Gotta kiss a few frogs before you find the prince! Your boyfriend is one of those frogs.

or the right cock to fit your vagina

More like a weird little toad..

#11 this is hardly something worth ending a relationship over. Also by your comparisons i'm guessing you're single and have been for some time, you sound really bitter