Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
Heathtastic 10
it is hard to type with those gloves on. cut him some slack. at least he can do whatever a spider can
happyfingers 15
Haha! What dedication. XD
Iryxian 8
Big whoop? As long as he didn't claim it was because of MJ
K_lovesnutella 0
Come on,it is only one day.It isn't that hard.You deal with not texting him for one day.
sanecatlady 13
I'm sure your instinct to survive one whole day without your precious little texting toy will kick in shortly.
dude1987 5
Needy much?
JimberlyHope 9
Clingy, much? If you can't survive one day without talking to him, then I don't see this relationship lasting very long. F your bf's life.
sinekt 9
Ya all need to stop this motherfucking hashtag, texting, tweeting buillshit. We're humans, not computers, remember? Pepperidge farm remembers!
chrystal122 6
Well sure! It was only for a few hours I'm sure! If you think he should be so mature, don't you think you should be mature and not so clingy?
kanggaru 2
how is this even an FML? if you're not strong enough to endure a day without texting, i don't think you should be in a long distance relationship in the first place