Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
ashley9782001 9
Oh wow a whole night how will you go on? My husband and father have been gone a year straight and I only got to talk with them maybe 3 times at the most in one year. But good luck I don't know how you'll be able to make it through the night
Sweetpea22 14
I hope you're being sarcastic, if not, you're an idiot. OP will survive if she doesn't talk to her boyfriend for a day
an3ph 20
You deserve each other.
Friskette_fml 2
Courage OP, I'm sure it's just for one day and after everything will be back to normal. I've been living 7 months away from my current boyfriend and I know sometimes, you can imagine anything in these moments but don't forget it's a special occasion : Halloween is just one day in a year. Let him enjoy this day with his friends and enjoy also yours :)
Sweetpea22 14
Looks like it.
SuperMew 22
I never got the idea of making someone pay for stupid things. I have gone three weeks without texting my (new) boyfriend because he is out of the country visiting family. He sends me the rare e-mail or FB message, but I have not been able to speak with him one on one. I miss him, but it would ruin the moment if he had to constantly keep me updated. He promised to spend several days with me when he gets back... but I have a life, he has a life. Op needs to not take things so personal. The adult thing is to let him have his fun, then talk the next day.
gimmicksz 9
So what?? If he wont text in it maybe it's too important to take off at all, so no cheating? Lol
Lukin 24
With great suits, comes great responsibility. Can't run around texting!
whievenknos 1
Since when do we need to be in constant contact with our significant others?? Why is this a huge deal?
selfsabotage 4
Chill out it's just one day. I get the long distance thing is hard but I'm 99.9% sure you won't suffer any ill effects from one day of no communication.
renegadedarling 15
It's one day are you that needy?