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By Lewis - France - Paris

When your body can't handle your skills

A great power implies great responsibilities
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By Lewis

When you're too cute to look angry

RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

It's time to grow up

Noooooooo!
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By Lewis

When dinner is late

FEED ME NOW!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

We need everyone on this!

Apparently, there is an "I" in "I don't give a f..."
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By Lewis - France - Paris

My last brain cell

It has been a tough week
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By Lewis - France - Paris

Riding bike on ice...

This is some kind of déjà vu.
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By Lewis

Going through the week like

Yup, it's pretty much like it...
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By Lewis

Nobody wants to dance with me

I really don't understand why...
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By Lewis

2019, here I come!

Nevermind...
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By Lewis

When a coworker tries to help

Hold my beer!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

How I feel at the kid's table

But mooooom! I'm a grown man!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

Mother Nature fights back

Nature is no joke
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By Lewis - France - Paris

After too many family dinners

I'm not fat! Just well prepared for winter...
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By Lewis - France - Paris

When you have to raise the bar...

Not much though... Just a bit higher.
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By Lewis - France - Paris

"Who wants a dessert?"

I made a huge mistake...
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By Lewis

When you have to wear this hideous gift...

Thank you Granma...
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By Lewis - France - Paris

There is a better way...

Even if you cut a few branches...
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By Lewis

This is some cool impression

I present to you: Joe Snow, the fire's watch commander!
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By Lewis

Rudolph is late!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a reindeer? Wait... What?
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By Lewis

When I thought I had money

Greedy Catto!
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By Lewis

"Do you play any instrument?"

Watch me!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

This guy how asks the wrong questions...

I shouldn't have said that...
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By Lewis

Holidays are a serious business

Ain't nobody got time for that!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

Why does the chicken cross the road?

Just to piss me off... You nugget!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

Me and my responsibilities

I'll do it tomorrow
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By Lewis

What is going on in public bathrooms

My dad told me that I can be whatever I want, so i became a drunk fireman
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By Lewis

When there is edible food in my fridge

Actually, it never happens...
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By Lewis

"Your degree will open so many doors"

The way I live determined, that was a lie!
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By Lewis - France - Paris

Getting through life like:

Life is a race... With hurdles... while wearing flippers
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