Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
AloysiusWeasley 15
Good lord, it's only a few hours. Get over it!
Curlytwirly22 17
I would like to suggest you take interest in why he is wearing the costume then you can understand him just a little bit more than you already do and don't be hasty to think he Is naive or childish I mean for all you know he was with his little sister/brother/neighbor trick or treating
JessTheAwesome 10
Your boyfriend sounds pretty awesome. Just sayin'
Oceanlexi 6
Let him have his fun, jfc. It's only a few hours, I've gone a couple days without talking to my ldr boyfriend.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Are you more upset by him not texting all day or the spider man suit?
Solano2580 24
YDI, it seems like you are selfish, perhaps he is an entertainer and needs the money, but you just want him to direct all his attention on you
unholyswiss 19
Hey, at least he sounds like he has some interesting things going on in his life, unlike you apparently seem to.