FML : Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight...

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Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Monday 16 January 2017 17:07 /

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By species4872 | 19

#7389956 - Monday 16 January 2017 17:09

So she's bad at english and you're good at maths, a match.

By Tamandua | 19

#7390122 - Monday 16 January 2017 21:28

My sister-in-law is the same way. You just need to learn the language of the young ones. I communicate with her by randomly throwing out the phrases "savage", "fo real tho", and occasionally "turnt up". She usually laughs and then spews out another volley of nonsense, so I think it's working.

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By species4872 | 19

#7389956 - Monday 16 January 2017 17:09

So she's bad at english and you're good at maths, a match.

By gatorclay97 | 28

#7389971 - Monday 16 January 2017 17:23

Sounds lit

By jonny201 | 11

#7389980 - Monday 16 January 2017 17:36

Sounds lit, fam

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DumpsterKidd | 3

#7389983 - Monday 16 January 2017 17:49

fam, you here me

By nanxi | 30

#7390048 - Monday 16 January 2017 19:42

Maybe it's your flatmate's subtle hint that you meme a little too much :P

By jdogg1971 | 0

#7390060 - Monday 16 January 2017 20:03

White af

By Tamandua | 19

#7390122 - Monday 16 January 2017 21:28

My sister-in-law is the same way. You just need to learn the language of the young ones. I communicate with her by randomly throwing out the phrases "savage", "fo real tho", and occasionally "turnt up". She usually laughs and then spews out another volley of nonsense, so I think it's working.

By jediemma | 9

#7390135 - Monday 16 January 2017 21:44

Sounds horrendous.

By Regulate | 21

#7390143 - Monday 16 January 2017 21:49

I can't even imagine what you're going through, having not been there. I'm still mad about it though. FYL.

By gardening | 14

#7390215 - Monday 16 January 2017 23:34

What does 'lit' even mean?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7390226 - Monday 16 January 2017 23:48

How many "turnts?"

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