Animals: Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob... - FML

By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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By Lentil - 31/01/2012 13:13 - Australia

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

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Yappy neighborhood

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 14:00

Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 17:01

Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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klol_fml 11

Friday 1 February 2013 11:58

The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.

kAPISH 29

Friday 1 February 2013 12:00

Bark at them like it were you all the time.

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olhuma 5

Friday 1 February 2013 19:55

Hey, put down the Tamagushi, already!

vbmg152 18

Friday 1 February 2013 20:48

WTF? Where do you live?

SooInnLovee 6

Friday 1 February 2013 22:02

just say you have barkinsons disease or bark turrets. and just start barking like crazy they will either feel bad or scared and leave you alone! haha

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 1 February 2013 22:51

Props to your sex life I guess...

Streetracer15 9

Friday 1 February 2013 23:12

Maybe you should be more quiet

outoftown 26

Saturday 2 February 2013 0:29

That recording of a barking dog you got to scare off burglers? It backfired.

cpt0bvious 2

Saturday 2 February 2013 1:30

Great time to go get one! Maybe a Doberman!

wvcheesehead1 9

Saturday 2 February 2013 4:47

Tell them you are an ogre and to get out of your swamp.

lowshadows 21

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:16

what do angry mobs usually say?

Xx3angelz3xX 11

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:18

It could be this super annoying owl, called a Barking Owl, that actually barks like a dog and may be hanging around your house....I had one out my window for a few weeks, and was angry at whomever's dog it was. That is, until it was brought in for a demonstration in my Zoology class. Quite a pest and kept me up for hours at night.

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Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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