By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States
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Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~
What? I often find the smell of skatole and dimethyl sulfide very romantic and touching on the heart, and even get very turned on by methanethiol and hydrogen sulfide! You just aren't living on the edge! Sew with farts can be a gas!
he's a guy. guys do that. maybe you should stop complaining & enjoy the fact that you just got laid. -_-
There's a dramatic disparity...if you're at a party, chances are you aren't going to leave to go find desperate girls you don't know. Girls on the other hand can always hook up if they want to. There are also more guys at 90% of parties. I know plenty of instances when ugly girls get with guys who have done much better, and almost 0 vice versa.
15, the difference is even the most desperate girls have to be pursued; unless you look like Brad Pitt, girls aren't going to just come up to you. So for a shy guy like me, there's really no way I could just go out and "get laid," whereas even those ugly girls are going to have horny guys willing to pursue them. They just have to sit around and dress slutty and they can find a guy in minutes, if I sat around and dressed slutty all the girls would just run away! Oh well, I've matured enough by now to realize "getting laid" shouldn't be the focus of my life, so I'll be okay being alone until I find what I really want. :P
For the benefit of you both, digestive enzymes or simethicone may well be the best suited reward.
Everybody farts, OP. It happens. "Romantic and deserving of an award" are going a bit far over something so insignificant.
Funny how you pay full attention to even notice that he farts every time after having sex.
sex is a lot of exercise and exercise makes a lot of people gassy. just sayin