Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Depth
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Top comments
crzyry 6
There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.
jessxoxo28 5
a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no
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Comments (173)
s1w1111 2
Me did? Me went to see a movie? Me is lucky. Even if me cried.
burnhamt23 0
too bad that movie is based on lies about ole miss. go state!
Snazaza 0
The only movie i cried to was in 'garfield' when he locks odie outside lol
dalsegno 0
I don't get why this is an FML????
Renflower 0
Because he thinks it makes him less traditionally manly? That's the vibe I get from this.
Shuri_fml 6
Guess we know who has the balls in this relationship.
havetoadjust 0
thats not a bad thing :)
jonny2x4 0
Did you feel your junk retreating back into its cavity?
movies12 0
I think thats sexy! :-D
thebamf 0
Bahahaha. That is hilarious.
SneakyDeath 15
What's wrong with sensitive guys? :(