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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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crzyry 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:55

There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:53

a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no

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s1w1111 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 22:47

Me did? Me went to see a movie? Me is lucky. Even if me cried.

burnhamt23 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:02

too bad that movie is based on lies about ole miss. go state!

Snazaza 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:06

The only movie i cried to was in 'garfield' when he locks odie outside lol

dalsegno 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:32

I don't get why this is an FML????

Renflower 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:46

Because he thinks it makes him less traditionally manly? That's the vibe I get from this.

Shuri_fml 6

Monday 30 November 2009 0:00

Guess we know who has the balls in this relationship.

havetoadjust 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:09

thats not a bad thing :)

jonny2x4 0

Monday 30 November 2009 0:49

Did you feel your junk retreating back into its cavity?

movies12 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:00

I think thats sexy! :-D

thebamf 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:14

Bahahaha. That is hilarious.

SneakyDeath 15

Monday 30 November 2009 1:23

What's wrong with sensitive guys? :(

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