Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Depth
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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crzyry 6
There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.
jessxoxo28 5
a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no
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Comments (173)
Prawn_fml 2
Not an FML, surely. Unless she is a total freak and dumped you over it or something. In which case you're better off without.
DBkkk 0
I've never cried at a movie. Trust me I want to but it just never happens
steevy831 0
I almost cried at the end of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, but I didn't, because I'm not a fag. Even if I was, I would be the pitcher.
Psychs7 11
Don't lie, we all know you take it in the chilli ring
wolfpep 0
Im a stupid bitchy woman and I have only cried once in a movie, Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, because I really couldn't keep up. Girls calling this guy gay = Ignorant, Shallow, Conformist? Guys calling this guy gay = Insecure, Hiding Something, Homophobic or just a plain dick. Yes all you bright bulbs it has occured to us that people might consider this to be soft, but honestly I'd rather sit next to him in a movie theatre blubbering on the whole way than to you idiots vomitting out every sceptical observation you make.
completeloser 0
After reading your filibuster of bullshit, I would like to point out that only the first five words of your comment were correct.
earsybearsy 0
I saw that movie it was really good...good choice buddy!!! Bad choice to cry though.
bgd0603 0
I thought it was a great movie...I don't understand the crying at the movie...it was uplifting, not sad.
laughingman 0
my friends draged me to see that sucked so much when ever they came to "the funny parts" that my friends thought were funny made me really mad. I'm a funny guy and I don't find not ever having your own bed ever funny
PhillyFox 0
Where's the Who Cares button? Honestly, I don't get why this is an FML. Are guys not allowed to cry during movies, and are girls required to? No. My fiancé is more likely to cry during movies than I am. It's just the way our personalities are. He's more open about his emotions than I am. Unless your gf is a big enough bitch to even care about this, it's not an FML.
baseballguy2 0
why did you cry during the blind side? it wasn't sad at all.
baseballguy2 0
why did you cry during the blind side? it wasn't sad at all.