Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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crzyry 6
There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.
jessxoxo28 5
a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no
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Comments (173)
drimpossible 0
Interestingly, apparently boys and girls cry about the same amount into adolescence. After that, girls cry significantly more. Additionally it does not appear that crying actually makes you feel better. Rather it a distress call to those around you "I am feeling bad. Make me feel better." Guys tend to cry over genuine emotional feeling (bereavements etc), and do not tend to cry out of frustration or stress. There is probably from evolutionary reasons. Our forefather's problems tended to be concrete (e.g.; a charging woolly mammoth does not care if you are feeling tired and emotional), whereas more of our female ancestors problems were in a social milieu and could be alleviated by others wishing to help them. The difference in likelihood of crying pretty much the same in all cultures, so it is relatively unusual for a guy out of adolescence to cry in the cinema. Unless, of course it is because a dog heroically sacrificed itself fighting a bear to save its owner.
earthwulf 0
"Additionally it does not appear that crying actually makes you feel better. Rather it a distress call to those around you 'I am feeling bad. Make me feel better.'" Er, this isn't true, not in the slightest. I know that it sounds good, but as an MD and keeping up-to-date in clinical psychology as work intensively with grieving families, I have to say that this is completely and utterly wrong. There are not only psychological benefits from crying, but there are actually physiological benefits as well.
earthwulf 0
for some reason the comment got posted twice. Fail!
RicoNoSuave 0
dude, it's like rudy, you just gotta cry.
xoconnie 8
theres nothig cry worthy in that movie.... i saw it
Renflower 0
Paranormal activity? The girl seems hard to emotionally affect at movies, so she'd probably need a film that's, you know, actually scary. I found Paranormal Activity boring on par with most chick flicks.
Fentown_fml 4
Aw that's so cute
Forn2 0
Thats like my dad, he wont cry at any movies except football movies
l33tm0nk3y 0
I know exactly jack about that particular movie, but I'm just gonna throw it out there that I don't see anything wrong with guys crying cuz of heartwarming moments in movies and such. The whole stereotype that guys aren't supposed to have emotions besides lust, anger, and apathy is total shit, and is a major factor in what's wrong with our society.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Meh. Different things affect people differently. Anyone who gives shit to a guy for crying because of some ass-backward bullshit learned perceptions they have needs to just mind their own business or FOAD.
kittysunj 0
SO? what, are you afraid people will call you gay? at least you have a girlfriend! the only thing you should be upset about is you say fml to being a sensitive person!
jenniferxxlou 0
WHo cares? So, you're sensative. If your gf loves you, she won't care