Get a vasectomy, dude

By grace - 05/10/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he hoped I don’t get pregnant because he’d hate to have to dump me to escape fatherhood. Thinking he was making an insensitive joke about my single pregnant sister, I asked how many women he dumped for falling pregnant. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Four." FML
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ericofmi 2

If you don’t dump him, you deserve it.

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VintageReddress 13

You need to kick his ass to the curb because he’s going do the same exact thing to you if the situation arises. Plus, the fact he’s done this four times before just shows how terrible of a person he id. The ‘silver lining’ is that those kids are probably better off without him in their lives if that’s the kind of person he is.

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ericofmi 2

If you don’t dump him, you deserve it.

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RichardPencil 30

Is your sister one of the four? Are you sure?

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Michael Wood_279567485 8

sounds like it's time to put him in the rearview mirror and never turn back.

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VintageReddress 13

You need to kick his ass to the curb because he’s going do the same exact thing to you if the situation arises. Plus, the fact he’s done this four times before just shows how terrible of a person he id. The ‘silver lining’ is that those kids are probably better off without him in their lives if that’s the kind of person he is.

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randybryant799 20

And he's still your boyfriend????

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