By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States
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Wear a turtleneck
oh shit
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Show it anywayMy GF at the moment is into that. She's slowly bringing me around to the idea, however, if she bites hard enough to make me what to yell or punch, I'll just clamp down on the nearest soft flesh near me. Strangely enough, thats enough to make her let go, and almost ******. Go figure. Two birds killed with one stone lol
Rough sex? You mean crazy monkey sex?
And some covergirl
No, she should wear her usual clothes and then make it part of her presentation as an example of what physical domestic violence can look like, then claim that it's costume makeup for the speech to anyone who asks.
#162 "The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the tiiiiime. The best kind of striped sweater? Turtleneck, that's the kiiiiiind." I'm happy and disappointed in myself for knowing that by heart.
Or use tattoo concealer. It can be your friend for things like this.
#125 I hate it when I feel off my bike.
Have*. You shouldn't HAVE had it. Not of.
Nothing like a night of drinking and waking up the next morning with a black eye and your dick in a cast. Turning to your girlfriend and she looks like she was on Cops the night before. If that is not true love than what is? haha
Yuuum.
lol #5 u look like the guy from white chicks
lol #3
Irony is a beautiful thing... Unless you're the OP, of course.
don't have premarital sex you disgusting piece of filth! i hope you fall upon your privates rendering them unworkable!
welll thats ironic
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Wear a turtleneck
shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD