By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 377
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Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

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Wear a turtleneck

hellokittywhore 0

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troyboyd05 0

What the fuck is goin on with Hellokittywhore? Oh wait...her name explains all....

Mizzle95 0

okay crazy woman what. the. F**k.

Lazcouchtater 4

My GF at the moment is into that. She's slowly bringing me around to the idea, however, if she bites hard enough to make me what to yell or punch, I'll just clamp down on the nearest soft flesh near me. Strangely enough, thats enough to make her let go, and almost orgasm. Go figure. Two birds killed with one stone lol

ninjawurl16 0

hahaha i wanna be yur boyfriend(:

KataraTheBender 0

Yes and make- up on whatever isn't covered

Rough sex? You mean crazy monkey sex?

And some covergirl

xxDefiantxx 0

The best time to wear a striped turtleneck,is all the time...

No, she should wear her usual clothes and then make it part of her presentation as an example of what physical domestic violence can look like, then claim that it's costume makeup for the speech to anyone who asks.

#162 "The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the tiiiiime. The best kind of striped sweater? Turtleneck, that's the kiiiiiind." I'm happy and disappointed in myself for knowing that by heart.

Or use tattoo concealer. It can be your friend for things like this.

TEAZO 0

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

Jbiebs82 0

U feel off ur bike?

#125 I hate it when I feel off my bike.

Have*. You shouldn't HAVE had it. Not of.

Nothing like a night of drinking and waking up the next morning with a black eye and your dick in a cast. Turning to your girlfriend and she looks like she was on Cops the night before. If that is not true love than what is? haha

Blehstefany 0

#1 AGREED. Lol, it works. If you don't have any turtlenecks... Goodluck with that!

lol #5 u look like the guy from white chicks

Irony is a beautiful thing... Unless you're the OP, of course.

don't have premarital sex you disgusting piece of filth! i hope you fall upon your privates rendering them unworkable!

welll thats ironic

Kassad_fml 0

tasty.. :P