Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Paige_Nicole10 0
you deserved it dumb ass. most people wont make you pay unless your rude or their managers standing over them. and they tell the cashiers to charge, theres even a special button for it, so dont get mad at that person because their just doing their job to keep it, not to be rude or a jack ass, and most feel guilty about making you pay the extremely small amount of 21 cents. but its people like you that make our day just that much worse.
crazyChic451 0
YDI for littering it was honeymusterd go without it you dumbass the guy was just doing his job. I hope they took your money.
avngdsvnfld701 1
I think you should retaliate against yourself for eating garbage.
ItsTheKanninbal 0
O.o"
RoyalBloodline 0
Your the cause of global warming !
irishyankee868 5
you're a ****** idiot! there is no possible way that napkins on the ground could contribute to global warming. next time you have a thought; just let it go.
ajm8392 0
Wow i work at a McDonalds we don't make rules you know how often we get bitched at for handing out free sauce its people like you that piss us all of you dumbfuck!!! so next time you buy sauce and its 22 cents its cause they had to hire someone new to clean up the parking lot after you left your jackass and i hope they stole your wallet and cut up your drivers license cause that's a pain in the ass to get a new one
annie_elizabeth 0
ooohhkayy. so, you definately deserve it. ha your lucky it was only 21 cents... i work at mcdonalds in canada, and we charge 35 cents for anything, sweet and sour, honey mustard, mayo.. anything. and the manager was only doing his job, he gets paid to follow those rules, so he doesnt care, and JUST so you know, in order to take a bill bigger than a 20, you have to have a security code from a manager, so it was just as much of a pain in the ass for the cashier to ring in your 21 cent mustard, as it was for you to pay for it.
Circu 3
They don't have to have a code to take something bigger than a 20 here in America, just saying. That would be a really good way to keep down counterfeiting money tho.
KitteySniper 0
I work at McDonalds. I think that rule sucks, I've been cussed out for it before. But don't be a ******** and do that shit. It's not our fault management calls for charging customers on everything. So now, one of the employees has to go out and clean up your mess cause you threw a tantrum. YDI, majorly. Prick. It's asshole customers like you that piss me off.
RhymePrime 7
You do realize OP that they possess hundreds of napkins at fast food restaurants and that your retaliation didn't really affect them, don't you?
mycreativename 0
Wow, way to be a mature adult OP. If I were one of the employees there I would've told the person in line behind you it was theirs to take.