Miscellaneous: Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The...

By Mush - 27/08/2015 16:42 - France - Montpellier

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

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TordNorski 30

Friday 28 August 2015 7:38

Nicely written FML.

djdeadly 14

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:31

Did you call it your squishy

iislix1ii 19

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:29

Did you pee on your sting?

bethers_ 22

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:58

Peeing on a jellyfish sting aggravates the nematocysts and causes more of them to fire, intensifying the pain. Rinsing the area with sea water will deactivate the stingers and bring some relief. Sorry about your incident, OP.

RedPillSucks 31

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Saturday 12 September 2015 19:56

vinegar

sleepyfires 20

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:30

Pee on it?

djdeadly 14

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:31

Did you call it your squishy

Elban 20

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:33

Hell yeah! Should just keep swimming

band13geek 16

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Tuesday 8 September 2015 22:27

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

Saxicolous 27

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:31

Hopefully you'll have a speedy recovery and you will get to enjoy the rest of your trip!! Good luck op

Symantha23 25

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:33

Ouch!!! Where did you go on vacation?

thefmlman2011 35

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Friday 28 August 2015 9:56

From the bar, I'm going to say France.

zeffra13 31

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Saturday 29 August 2015 19:32

Could be he's from France, posted when he returned.

lexiieeex3 32

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Friday 28 August 2015 7:34

I've never heard of anyone being allergic to jellyfish... That's definitely a new one, but I hope you feel better OP and are able to salvage what's left of your vacation.

AKFusion 12

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Friday 28 August 2015 16:45

A jellyfish is a venomous creature that uses stingers to incapacitate prey with a neurotoxin. It's the chemical make up of the neurotoxin that some people are allergic to. Most people breakout in a painful rash for a couple days.