Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (347)
alibi2277439 0
should have just taken 21 cents from that retarded give-a-penny, take-a-penny thing.
tnobno 0
How fat must you be to actually pay to get a condiment... and then throw a fit over it?! I bet you not even 5 minutes later, when picking up your second half of your meal at Wendy's you had exact change of $9.79.
Volcomliberation 1
you're a prick. you had $50 and you're comaplining about 21 cents. greedy ****** ass bitch. if i was there i would have taken your wallet, and called the cops for littering....just to be a dick. or maybe i would have just taken your wallet and kept all the money....i bet you were loaded.
jenjen23 0
I work at burger king, and that really really sucks of you! company policy is policy. go with out the ******* honey mustard, or be nice and they may give it to you anyway...
Necrospacemonkey 0
I applaud you for your comment. You earned my respect.
RandyRko93 0
I dont get it,why would it suck to break a 50?Why cant u just leave the shop without taking the mustard?
steffiepoo 0
you know, its people like you who ruin our environment. YDI because your a prick for acting that way and waisting all those napkins that could of been usefull but nupp you have you clutter the earth with more shit, i hate disrespectful people such as yourself!
DynamicDave 11
YDI you douche nozzle. What are you, 6 years old? It's not the employees' fault that the policy is to charge extra for honey mustard, but now they have to clean up after your idiotic self. Do you know how much money they'd lose if they gave everyone as much free honey mustard as they wanted?! People like you are the reason it sucks to work in the service industry. People like you are the reason people snap, go crazy, and kill people. People like you, in other words, suck.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Littering everone's Earth is not getting revenge on the manager. You should have done without the mustard if you didn't want to pay for it.
tellmeastoryplz4 0
haha! that's what u get for paying with a 50 dollar bill at mcdonalds!!!! dumbass!