Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Comments (347)
kkrazyangel 16
Why should it be free for you? Im gonna go around with a 100$ bill and buy cheap things before complaining about getting them free not to break it!
ginger7333 1
Why didnt you just not buy the honey mustard packet??
anonymouses123 7
It was an honest mistake with the mustard packet . You shouldn't have reacted in such an awful manner. Did you even consider if the cashier was new? People like you need a reality check. The job is hard enough with out rude customers like you. If I was the manager working at the time and you returned for your wallet I would've made you clean up YOUR mess. So on that note, YDI!
Baller_Bob 17
Oh wait that was you? I guess I should mention that you left your binky at the counter too...
bk64 9
Was the honey mustard really worthy breaking a 50?
redd20 11
Their policy states that they have to charge you. There are even signs... So stop being an ass cause you can't read.
cwl727 33
Moron.
Gerbilkinns 4
As a McDonalds employee I can say that even I have to pay for sauce if I want it so why should you be any different? What you did was ridiculous, you COST the restaurant money by taking the napkins and you you cost them labour as somebody would have to go and pick them up. Oh and if you did that in GAP time the restaurant can be down marked and the staff criticised because you didn't want to pay 21 cents for a sauce. If you have a 50 sitting in your wallet you can't complain about 21 cents.. I make minimum wage an still have to pay. I genuinely hope they barred you from the store for the foreseeable future... they will have had you on CCTV anyway and you can get a fine for littering. Hope the 21 cents was worth it you childish cretin. YDI
ActionFearo 39
Just karma. Both of you were in the wrong. Next time be more level headed.
jen1097 25
I have to deal with assholes like you constantly at work. How about you go without your precious sauce.