Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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gizmo_987 0
Immature much?
Dreika 0
The napkin thing was friggin' genius!!!
marrajane 0
And you mam, are a DOUCHE! People like you and Larry or whatever the **** this morons name is should kindly **** off out of public and live in a cave where honest people doing their jobs don't have to deal with people less mature than my 9-month old niece!
BreezyPear 0
I think the main thing is that the manager made him pay for honey mustard (which you don't normally have to do), and make him break a freakin fifty dollar bill to get it. The manager was a jerk, so I agree, I would have done the same thing! :D
mizuki703 0
it depends on what mcdonalds ur at. one owned by an owner can set whatever price they want( I work at that kind) and the other is owned by corpret and yes usually they don't charge for sauces. so every mcdonalds is diffreng
coffeennicotine 0
YDI. Are you 5 years old? Seriously, grow up. The world doesn't revolve around you. If you didn't want to break the bill, don't get the mustard. Big ******* deal.
Luna_LoveIsGood 0
AWWWWW! dude! that sucks!
lkaye_fml 0
You little ****. I work at Mcdonald's and people like you are a hassle. **** you. If you didn't want to break your 50 dollar bill then you a) didn't have to get the ******* sauce or b) should have asked for it in your order and maybe you could have paid for the sauce in the same bill. You should have choked on your Big Mac douchebag
Mandy_fml 0
I'm in full agreement with you. Some customers just don't understand that the staff at catering restaurant they are at aren't there as "slaves". I always ask for my sauce at Maccy D's ;)
mizuki703 0
god I want to give u a big high five right now ( I also work at a mcdonalds)
irishyankee868 5
dude you should file a complaint that kind of stupid asshole move made by a manager for an item that is free in any normal fast food place should get him fired!! you were completely within right to make a non-agressive revolt, however you're a complete dipshit for leaving your walet on the counter.
geb_925 0
#258, you can ketchup and regular mustard for free...honey mustard on the other hand comes in bigger packets than you would get for ketchup and mustard. It is not "normally free" - haven't you been reading the comments anyone else is saying? People who work at McDonald's are saying that yes, it does cost money to get these sauces. And even if the restaurant didn't charge the customers for the sauce, it would still cost them money and no business is going to succeed if they just give everything away...
irishyankee868 5
and fyi it takes about 5 mins to clean something like that out so everyone just shut up about it
AnakinWanders 0
Then you can clean it up. Now go into the parking lot, take a broom and dust pan and just have at! And when you're done, which will be more of a half hour, depending on the size of the parking lot, then your manager will have just wasted that half hour of labor for something that could have been avoided if someone did not have the temperament of a five year old, and understood simple rules.
lisaleg 1
uhm how old are you?
ghostychi 9
So u make sure to grab all of the napkins, but you forget your wallet on the counter. Hmmm, I don't know about you but something is definitely wrong with that picture. You're focused on wasting napkins but forget your very important wallet. That's just a FAIL!!!