Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Comments (347)
deathbunny256 0
NOT THE NAPKINSSS!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!!
zombzomb 0
YOU SURE SHOWED HIM WAY TO GO CHAMP.
greenltrn2003 0
YDI for whining and throwing a fit like a little bitch...this is simple. you cuss the manager out. "**** you and have a nice day" leave them on a good note so you dont look like a COMPLETE asshole...
Scorponok 0
Nice job littering Larry. Not only did you do something stupid, but it's illegal to litter as well. Guess what? Mcdonalds' have cameras.
ineloquent 0
I can't believe you didn't have any leftover change from the meal. Do you carry exact change or something? (And charging for condiments is quite foreign to me. Then again, I rarely go to McDonald's and the like.)
Devornine 0
Ok... 1. To whoever is saying McDonalds is Healthy. I eat there sometimes and I enjoy it but healthy? Someone needs to seriously watch the movie "Supersize me" 2. If that store wanted to charge him they were in their rights and he shouldn't get mad because he was doing his JOB! 3. And really... littering... was that the most mature thing you could think of doing at that moment? God forbid that you get charged for something. *sigh*
ChelseaAnn08 0
Wow. That sounds like something my nephew would do. Oh, wait...he's six. Never mind. He's way more mature than that.
F_A_I_T_H 0
you broke a fifty...and for revenge, you threw napkins in the air. WHOA dream big.
youlose_ 0
why would you be at mcdonalds?? wtffff.
Ringoisastarr 0
Hahaha!! Napkins? Oh real hard-core, my friend. Reaaallll tough. Idiot!