Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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readin_duh 0
haha fail! here in Michigan we don't have to 21 cents
starberries 0
Here in Massachusetts we don't have to words.
Circu 3
First thing is first, maybe he shouldn't have thrown the napkins. BUT, if you aren't able to deal with things like this (and this is directed to the people working in these types of places) Get a better job, stop being a moron settling for minimum wage and do something about the job you hate. OR, shut up and deal with it. 2nd, it's bullshit that he had to pay ANYTHING for the honey mustard, it's a condiment, he already bought the meal, the condiments should be free, any restaurant makes enough money off of the combo to be able to give the customer an entire BOX of condiments for free. I know this because I have worked at places like this when I was in highschool, and I live right down the street from a gas station that sells 45 oz. fountain drinks for 50 cents. These restaurants make an absolute KILLING off of the drinks that they sell. 3rd, it sucks you left your wallet, and all these tards that are bitching and complaining about animal cruelty and you "being a jackass" are the typical american people that believe "everything is gonna be all right, my government will take care of me." They are the reason that gas has CONTINUED to go up in price, and the reason I say that is simply this, you don't stand against ANYTHING. You're to worried about the consequences. Nobody protests shit anymore, and quite frankly, it's pathetic. I applaud you sir, for having the balls to stand up for what it's right, whether it was 21 cents, or a nickel, it all adds up. And to the people that are probably going to vote my comment down, before you do, at least sit and think about what I've said. It's not the fact that he had to break a fifty, it's the fact he had to pay AGAIN for something that should be included in the meal.
mizuki703 0
I work at a mcdonalds and just so u know, we don't charge u fir sauces just to puss u off. it's the owners rule. and if we don't follow it and give away free sauce then we can get fired. and who the heck just carries a 50, I hate whiners like u, just be mature about it.
mizuki703 0
we only give people the sauce if they buy nuggets or selects. seriously, the owner has to pay for those sauces. so if she wants to have people pay for them then that's up to her. don't complain to the employees cause we are just trying to do our jobs. it pissed us off when people complain, just deal with it, what ar u 6 and have no money. WTF is 21 cents to someone. with the amount of pennies people just ignore and let us keep they can buy slot of sauces. I'm not saying I agree with sauces costing money, but this is something u should complain to the owner about, not the employees who can't do anything about it.
muka92 6
honey mustard it should be a 30 cent charge. u got it cheap. and cuz they gotta charge or they lose money. like when people waste napkins.
sk8rchick97 0
aren't condiments FREE at mcdonalds?
JOD96 0
Karmas a bitch
silverstar210 0
get over it. such a spaz and I haven't even met u
Dcm210 19
i would've told them Burger King. doesn't charge for that,I want a refund.
crazedpanda 4
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