Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Mortanious 0
YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO
_Noon_ 0
That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd
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Comments (44)
joemk2012 0
laugh it off, I did that in front of my entire gym class once, and I wasn't the least bit embarrassed
Ky_123 0
this made me laugh....... no it didn't
sesquipedalian44 0
i LOL'd
betamaxjim92 0
Could have been worse. Could of dreamt of going to the toilet then waking up to find you'd peed your pants lmao
fotc77 0
why would you run away? that just makes it worse (p.s. op judging by how you wrote this fml I imagined you running away like docters evils son
phatdaddy 0
"I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart" And all this time, I thought Dr Seuss was dead...
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
You, my friend, have the comment of the day. WIN!
D94C 0
OMFG.... LMAO!! YOU GOOD SIR, HAVE MADE MY DAY, AND WEEK, HAHA!!!!!
COBRAMORPH 0
I guess it is easy to sleep in a class when your final is an oral exam in B-J 101.
amloon 3
sometimes you just gotta embrace it....LMAO
dala_fml 0
someone step on a duck?
lifeendsin2012 0
lol who was tha math teacher, if it was my math teacher,Mr.Brown, you would have been slammed but first he would have waken you up rofl