Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Mortanious 0
YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO
_Noon_ 0
That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd
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phatdaddy 0
That was a response to #6. I have no idea what's going on with the comments feed today. Everytime I refresh there's a random number of comments, and it's not increasing every time.
cthulhu1138 1
Somebody step on a duck?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I believe someone let a bull frog loose in the classroom.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
I've always heard "sitting on a frog" It sounds better that way... unless it's high pitched. Then I guess it would be a duck.
Shafreeka 8
My daughter calls it sitting on a duck. Haha. I love my four year old. She makes me laugh so hard.
driedpeaches 0
no, she woke with a SHART!
cmac86 24
ydi. not for falling asleep, but for but for ripping it. you can feel an usually help it even in a dream. you a girl? that would have been Interesting, as theory stated girls don't poop.
FMLjudge007 0
why would you run out of there you still have to go back, but it must have made it 1,000,000X funnier seeing you run out.
I_Call_Fake 0
Well I would laugh at you too!
Forn2 0
I dont see wh it's a big deal, i fart in public all the time, when you got gas, you got gas. Ydi for thinking its embarrising
DameGreyWulf 1
Get proper sleep, eat properly, etc; stop falling asleep in math class you lazy fool. Why the **** would you leave over it though? So what? Learn to laugh at yourself, and no I don't mean posting /anonymous/ FMLs.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sux; I saw that happen to a girl once. I felt bad for her, but man is it funny when someone does that!