Kids: Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in....

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:22

That was probably more entertaining than the rest of the musical. Excellent performance OP.

x_Cupcakes 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:18

Now that's something that you CAN'T laugh off!

Comments

Phil135 4

Monday 14 March 2011 0:05

That must have been one HELL of a situation.... (zing!)

Phil135 4

Monday 14 March 2011 0:05

That must have been one HELL of a situation.... (zing!)

TJAA 0

Monday 14 March 2011 1:06

once upon a mattress?

KraziiDesire 0

Monday 14 March 2011 1:58

You're mom seems like that one crazy mega christian from trading spouses:meet your new mommy. Haha i immediately thought of that.

alluneedisluv 0

Monday 14 March 2011 3:34

what the Hell? .... I didnt even mean to do that. I really want to know what happened next!!

munyarl 0

Monday 14 March 2011 4:16

Kiss me, I'm Amish! xo

Got_any_grapes1 4

Monday 14 March 2011 5:07

More like kiss me, I'm crazy!

j_cat187 19

Monday 14 March 2011 5:37

cuss her out jst to piss her off

unipegacornasis 0

Monday 14 March 2011 6:37

Wow...your mother over shelters you...what a freak.

MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

Monday 14 March 2011 6:51

How old are you?! seriously cut the umbilical cord already OP!!

kemando 22

Monday 14 March 2011 8:24

good thing troy n gabriella were there to SAVE THE MUSICAAAL!!!

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