Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
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groupleader 7
And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.
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Comments (86)
Devin91 20
Your husband is still with you right? So sounds like a semi decent day besides the whole vomiting incident!
bethcox 4
Why were you throwing up? Was it nerves or from the night before? ;)
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" ETA: meant this as a reply to #55, sorry.
Zachthejoker 10
Wild night last night, huh?a
ICastillo 25
There you go OP looking at the glass half full.
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL. I'm so sorry, OP. Congratulations on finding "the one" though :) I wish you both the very best!
THE_A_TEEN 28
The Fail is strong in this thread.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#64 was meant to be a reply.
Kitsi 14
I pictured a graceful arc puke glinting in the sun when I read your comment
Kriyptic 8
You threw up on your dress so YDI..