Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
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groupleader 7
And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.
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Comments (86)
2dog 15
Well that must really be bad then!!!! I sooo sorry op!!!!
thisiscat 14
You don't say?
eman1972 4
Wow!!!
2dog 15
Wow what?
Breezy4sheezy 2
Pregnant?
2dog 15
I think op would have mentioned that in the FML, if she were pregnant
DCFan 9
21- shut the hell up. You're past 3 comments in this FML alone make you look like an idiot.
The_Hitdude 12
I have to agree with DCFan. You completely miss the sarcasm in the FML (under my comment), and then this? I think you should stick to thumbing comments up or down, because so far yours have only gone in one direction.
2dog 15
I see your (the one below) has gotten a million likes too. Now who can't take sarcasm now
The_Hitdude 12
You obviously don't know what sarcasm is. You're a perfect example of idiots that try to make themselves seem more intelligent than others online. Stay in school, and get your sorry ass off of this site.
boofgall 16
43- She probably dropped out to be a model because she's so stupid.
The_Hitdude 12
Photographer: Get together for the picture guys! Fiancé: Isn't this great, honey? OP: This is so beautiful! This is the...*gurgle*...the happiest..*bubble burp*...ughhh... Fiancé: Are you okay, babe? OP: It's...just so....wonderfu--- *Splat blergh* Fiancé: Not the dress! First you get blood on the sponge cake, now this? What the hell?!? Damn, that sounds horrible OP! Hope the rest of your day went okay, though.
2dog 15
Obviously it didn't because op said "it was the best part of the wedding"
The_Hitdude 12
I took "the best part..." as strong sarcasm, but to each their own, I guess.
2dog 15
Yes but maybe op meant that her wedding was terrible , and nothing good happened or 25, maybe you are right maybe op meant that as sarcasm
SkoomaKi 28
2dog - I've noticed in almost all your comments you keep trying to correct people when their comment is completely fine. Keep calm, and don't carry on.
slushyslime 7
You mean husband
HairyPunisher 27
This is why having the bachelorette party the night before the wedding is always a bad idea.
Trisha_aus 15
I always thought the wedding day was supposed to be one of the happiest days of one's life..
laden_swallow09 35
A silver lining to every raincloud!
lululu333 7
At least it will be an event to remember to laugh with the family. Better than having a boring wedding.
perdix 31
That was the best part? You may want to hire a divorce attorney on retainer. This is not going to end well.
FranzFerdinand 18
Help me out, guys… was that sarcasm or was the rest of her wedding really that bad? I honestly can't tell, haha.
annamei 16
At least you didn't get left at the altar? (: