Wedding dress

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By funnnyyyyy -_- - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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ahabsfan 15

Friday 24 January 2020 21:20

You could have worn your dress for the pictures and had them photoshopped after to hide the stain.

mekiswrite 21

Friday 24 January 2020 20:50

Unfortunately, vomit coloured wedding dresses aren't the epitome of fashion right now.

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mekiswrite 21

Friday 24 January 2020 20:50

Unfortunately, vomit coloured wedding dresses aren't the epitome of fashion right now.

Mykman 9

Friday 24 January 2020 21:18

pretty much sums up all my wedding experiences.

ahabsfan 15

Friday 24 January 2020 21:20

You could have worn your dress for the pictures and had them photoshopped after to hide the stain.

blondie45 21

Sunday 26 January 2020 1:39

Smelling like vomit? The facial expressions would need Photoshopping too!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 January 2020 1:56

Could have been worse. What if the spare dress didn't fit? You may have ended up having a traditional Betazoid wedding.

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