It's just a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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Ninjasaurus18 9

Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'

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eeppiicc 8

Or she could think it was planned by OP and his little brother. OP may have been hoping to excite her with a pre-movie advertisement.

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kira_the_boss 1

My best move is me pulling down my pants and saying geronimo in a little kids voice. And trust me, it works..... in my mind

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Da_Bauss435 8

I guess this was a test to see how big of a person you are. *wink wink*

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Jakesterk96 8

That's when you say "I'm sorry for that, let's start over". Then you close the door and open it completely naked.

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ICastillo 24

Your little brother was like **** the bull shit. Skip the foreplay get right to it

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ICastillo 24

Your little brother was like **** the bull shit. Skip the foreplay get right to it bro.

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MrBrightside21 20

128 - Your mother was like **** the bullshit and skipped the foreplay and got right to it. Damn, I'm hilarious.

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kieferr 8

Hey man, maybe it will help you in the long run..

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RacerX1695 1

180 - I think it might help him more in the shlong run…

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achoo87 1

173- You sure are.

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kshafer08 7

My Needle dick......

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Wheredidgrungego 12

A wild penis appeared! -fight -item -other partners -run Wild hot girl fled!

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Inheritance 10

A wild squirtell appeared! Hot girl fled! OP is left disappointed ..

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Awsumuzzie 12

Did you hear that? This isn't a porno #2 :)

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mixzies 6

My phone makes two comments when I press enter

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2stroke 2

Did she at least watch the movie with you

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SkoomaKi 27

It probably would've been a short movie. I think the atmosphere went a little limp after the trousers were pulled down.

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mylifeisgreat9 13

That's not the only thing that was limp;)

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KeyLoLoKye 0

Ha! No guy could have been prepared for that.

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doctorhook86 24

97 - Wrong! A prepared guy would act like he meant for this to happen.

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ifoundalaska 11

Lmao that's hilarious, a little shocking, but still very funny. I'm sure it didn't ruin anything for you :p as long as she has a sense of humor

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TheGewt 7

Or a really big penis. That'd help him too.

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Z03y 7

As long as she had a sense of humor or a big penis? Run florist, run! :D

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onlychildFTW 33

This is one of the time you need a huge penis. If you had a big one, good way to show it off. If its the size of your lil bros. then FYL.

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Damn_Hippster 11

I regularly pull my pants down when I greet people at the door, I see no problem with this FML.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Damn hipster.

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challan 19

In some cultures that's an acceptable form of greeting. Well, maybe. Well, probably not, but if there was, I'd move there!

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SkoomaKi 27

#7 - Do you grab it and flip it around like a helicopter too?

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Incredibly_Dope 0

Don't we all have so much in common?

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cheetahbaby96 8

Helicopter dick heli-helicopter dick, to impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!

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twifan1901 0

We get it you did it before it was cool!

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twifan1901 0

We get it you did it before it was cool!

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Damn_Hippster 11

61- of course! That's how I say "good-bye"

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pokefan813 16

7 - What if you were to greet your mother at the door?

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dougierocks 13

Only if it appears to be a salesman, or the representatives of a door to door religious group.. Or the pizza girl, if it happens to be a pizza girl...

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Hey, this will make a great story to tell to your future children! "It all started when your uncle..."

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tehaustiebear 34

...and that's the story of how I met your mother.

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yell0wcard 8

I hear "The Naked Man" has a 2 out of 3 success rate!

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alfred07 18

You have to be fully nude for that though, OP's brother clearly half assed it.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!! Best show ever.

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Tweekz14 5

50 would look like Waldo if you put black glasses on him ha (:

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Tweekz14 5

50-has anyone ever told you that you look like Waldo?

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ThisBeAUsername 6

Well are you small?

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Michaelsgirl04 9

only someone insanely superficial and shallow would care about the size. now if she freaked out about seeing him naked then that's understandable but if she freaked cause he's tiny then op should find someone else anyway. personally I would probably just laugh because I know how little brothers are (:

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MysticKnight 3

It's definitely small. Otherwise this would be on LML (Love My Life).

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