Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
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groupleader 7
And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.
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Comments (86)
darthzerg 7
Same thing happened to my wife lol, it could be worse!
posie94 7
Was this before or after your fiancé got drunk and started telling your families what you do in bed?
nanny1010 12
How old are you? I don't understand people who puke all over themselves. I don't know about you, but when I feel it coming on, I head straight to the bathroom. Unless you were completely plastered and too out of it to not spew all over yourself. And if that's the case, YDI for getting wasted.
daltonromanowski 11
Can't speak for the OP, but I do know a girl that hasn't been ill since she was a child and therefore doesn't really remember how intense nausea gets before someone vomits. She's also really afraid of getting sick so she psychs herself out of it whenever she feels nauseated. She said the last time she threw up she was so busy trying not to that when she did, it came as a shock. She was nowhere near a bathroom. Not everybody feels ill the same way so I think this FML is entirely plausible, with or without alcohol.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
That dress must have been expensive as well... I bet the dry cleaners could clean it out, don't worry!
nightwishs 13
You poor thing I hope you were okay afterwards xxoo
sslayer777 1
Wedding day? Doesn't matter had sex.
mowmowlife 21
666 deserved its, all from singles who work for Monsieur Evil.
captainburke 5
Lol too much free champagne?
Epickitty58 29
Congrats on the marriage! There's a funny story to tell the kids if you have them. TEACHER: "What did you learn this week, students?" RANDOM KID: "2+2=4!" YOUR KID: "My mommy puked on her wedding dress!"
fantasyworld 39
Sorry.