Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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Comments (140)
Incubuss 0
Nice one jackass.
noshitsherlock 0
wow, you're an asshole.
what_about_it 0
How could you even make that mistake? Quickest annulment EVER. YDI.
fatherpunk 1
FYL for deserving it.
smiller0789 3
win!
quarty165 0
I know I had stupid moments where I called my bf my ex's name when we first started dating, but this is totally different. Mine was a freudian slip; I didn't actually picture my ex. This? First of all, you should have been prepared. Secondly, you have been dating your wife a while before marrying her (if not, YDI for not being prepared to get married). And finally, you told an entire story. Shouldn't you have been picturing it in your head?
Expertfail 0
I think it would have been quite funny for someone standing at a distance.. respect, OP!
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Wow lmao you suck so bad.
Avenging_Angel 0
Why was your ex-girlfriend at your wedding? -_-
perdix 31
I had a couple of ex-girlfriends at mine. They were relieved that it wasn't them! ;)
girlygirl666 0
Hahaha
FarSide 23
@girlygirl666 (you blocked me... lol... I could not respond to you).
Meh546 0
You know what's so funny? That your current wife remembers when you met your ex and you don't even remember when you met her, your wife. I'm just gonna assume that because she stormed off and already knew the story. I applaud that you read the entire story without once realizing it was your ex. Nice job. Hope this didn't ruin the honeymoon.
lets_be_ian 5
I doubt the honeymoon is ruined... I just suspect it is not with the original intended couple. I imagine the ex loved this quite a lot, more so if she is still hung up on him, which other than that they remain good friends would be her primary purpose to be at the wedding. some (note some!) girls love to be catty as shit about stuff like this
SilverWolfie 0
That is so aweful!!! There are so many things wrong with that statement...first being why was your ex at the wedding secondly why would tell the story of your ex at your wedding and humiliate your poor wife like that, which shows you probably still have fillings for you ex and should have thought about the wedding a little harder instead of telling her like that. YDL for being an insensitive jerk!