Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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Comments (140)
gripnsip 0
What the **** is wrong with you?
Anonymiz 4
I hope your wife left you. YDI
Sazula 2
I smell an annulment. Asshole
hey2a 0
You deserve it strictly for inviting your ex.
blastvortex 4
I'm surprised that your wife didn't run out bawling. She certainly has more brains than you. Also, if you're the one that invited your ex, then you're a dumbass. I bet she got a kick out of it though. I know I did. xD
PhillyFox 0
Fail because 1) WTF is your ex doing at your wedding?! Big no no, and 2) for not realizing this earlier! Don't you rehearse these things or something?
steevy831 0
Well you're already effed. This is your wedding day and you are spending it on FML. Get a life, **** your wife.
Fleecy 0
Hahahahahah well said. :D
glasswater 0
1. Why was your ex even there? 2. How can you mix up your wife and your ex 3. You should have rehearsed. 4. You are a ******* dumbass.
TenebrificTurtle 0
This.
yem2004 0
That's about as bad as saying the wrong name at the altar... you really are a ******* dumbass for that one...
Music_Peace_1234 0
Wow, what an effing messup. You TOTALLY deserve it. Wow. F***ing Idiot. Good for your wife. I wouldn't haves tuck around either. Loser. Failure. I hope she doesn't come back to you! Wowowow... SMART MOVE. Okay, I'm done :)