Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
I say you give Jude Law a call. That guy can get out of anything.
BB7 0
Yay... that's a deserved!!!!! WE'RE YOU EVEN THINKING!?!?
rami1461 0
hahah fail. thats like Friends, when ross said his Rachel's name instead.
CrysGom 0
If i was your wife which luckly im not i wouldnt have cried for someone like you!!!
perdix 31
Here's what you do. Take your ex-girfriend on the honeymoon since you want her more than your wife, but not enough to get married. When you get back, move to the other side of the country and never, ever get married. You don't know anything about it.
omghehehe 0
LOL :D sighh.... OP: I hate to say this. I dont know U and ur situation. BUT...... Just fr this scenario, Obviously, you havent found the right one yet. Tooo bad it was at YOUR wedding and EVERYONE had to hear/see that too!!!!! Ughhhh, sick. WTF?!!! Slaps man, slaps!
haweb 0
Smooth move, dumbass.
Chopperman_fml 0
It's understandable if his ex was his ex-fiancee's twin sister. The evil twin won in the end. But which one was the evil one? o.o
SilenceIsSilver 0
@ #79 The one sitting in the audiance smiling evilly as he makes an ass of himself talking about how he met her and not his own... Probably not-anymore wife xD And btw dude, you're either a scatterbrain or still in love with your ex. So my advice is either get meds or get your ex back.
ashiiya 0
I mean, I wouldn't mind having an ex at the wedding, especially if it was my own then I'd be like HA x3 nah nah but still, I wouldn't mind. But a big "slip up" (big understatement there) like that.....even I would storm out like that. Hell, I'd leave a cut on your face and THEN make a big exit. Then I'd start wondering why I was marrying you. I don't know if you really have feelings left for you ex or whatever since I don't know you, but that was seriously screwed up. I'm gonna be positive and say that you tried to fix the problem. Hope it all goes well. [well if it doesn't, then you still have your ex]
Famguychris 0
thats ****** up but y wld u invit ur ex
Famguychris 0