By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 953
You deserved it 7 466

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tonirene 0

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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hahahahaha sucked in!

it wasn't spider bites...

quent10 0

sexy friend? cuz u could be soooooooo in there :D go for it

i like how its in the intamicy catergory! 

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

I would have farted in your face.

eazyeeze 0

Friends like you are a rare breed so keep up the good work! 

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

So does she have a cute butt OP?

LMFAOwned 9

If you were different sexes, you wouldn't be complaining, so... FYL for having to do something HOMO. Lol.

doesn't suck if your a dude

DudeImWayBetter 0

it could suck if you're a dude if she's disgusting

if you're a girl OP then gutted on you but if you're a boy then it's a win win thing because u should also be able to see her something something lol xx

Fuckme19 0

it's sucks if you're a girl, unless you're lesbian, but you wouldn't be complaining. a guy wouldn't be complaining unless he's gay. so either way FYL op.

LMFAOwned 9

I realized that every comment above this is the same as my first comment but worded differently. Learn to read, people. Lol

Do I sense a slipping finger?

it's funny because if you look at some one else's ass crack it's weird.

but looking at your own is ok? i think you might be the weird one legonut

stevo918 3

#48 picture looks photoshopped

livelaughlove22 0

guy or girl it doesn't matter tht is just disgusting.

I would put that medicine in her ass crack with my bigger finger OP

LightningLadyy 0

You didn't HAVE to, you WANTED to.

weirdo. bumpy asses r not attractive to people who have access to healthy asses- lesbians included.

sports_chika 0

haha lmao CRACK ATTACK! ;-) ha I think your friend owes you big time!

AnAngryGorrilla 0

Only in Oklahoma...I live there so I can say that

73 excuse me? actually I should take that as a compliment. but anyway. no it's not photoshopped but I do admit that it's about a year old but thanks x

97 I think he meant the lighting like it looks tinted/Photoshoped

98 I used my phone at that time to "edit" this. it was an lg phone lol he should try it out ;) x

Laxer21 0

your a good friend

hockeyplayer82 0

maybe the chick is 400 lbs and doesn't know how to wipe. that would truly be a FML

peter_saurusREX 0

Photoshop or not #101, you still look gorgeous xD

aw how sweet :) x

106: Exactly. Was the friend a double amputee? I don't see another way this is logical. If you can wipe your ass, you can apply the cream yourself.

peter_saurusREX 0

Mhmm [: very adorable smile 2 Anyways OP if you're a girl FYL unless you're lesbo, if a boy its not a FYL unless you're gay

YDI for not enjoying the moment.

who says op's friend is a girl? it could be a guy and if he/she had to write and fml about it then they didn't like it. and I wouldn't want to do that to my friend neither boy or girl cuz she had spider bites on her crack. so that means there should be nasty bumps on her ass and that's disgusting. unless she has a super ass that's imune to that.

Sounds like a porno.

thats what friends r for?

Bloodbathandbeyo 0

117 if you know how to read, it says "her ass crack", which means it's a girl. duh. fail harder please and thank you.

da_page09 0

it says "her" ass

ciciloves96 0

# 68 wtf? ok ? and damn that's bad /:

this will prepare you for proctology.

daflyinhawaiian 0

surprise butseks

iamchuck 0

I will do it if you don't want to.

i'm asuming u have a wife/significant other becuase their is a child in ur picture so go do it to if wife!!

crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

that's a true friend

haha. love ur dp

best pic I've ever seen

Yeah op you almost won the best friend in the world award until you posted this on fml.

ArtIsResistance7 1

So right in the crack then?! No wonder the spider bit her! It had to leave it's final mark before suffocating...

crazymanda87 0

lmfao funny but cold....

Can you imagine wiping your booty and having dead spiders fall out!

22cute 17

There were spiders crawling in the crack of her ass. Eeeeeww

22cute 17

Oo

win if you are a lesbian or a guy. fail if you are a girl who is straight.

speak for yourself. I'd be grossed out. but I'd still b a good friend.

123e3 0

;)

... and by "medicince" you mean "Astroglide", and by "crack" you mean "hole", and by "her" you mean "his".

Granddragon 0

HAHAHAHAHA....gross......

doesn't sound to bad!

OP could use this to blackmail his/her friend into doing stuff for them.

smokergirl420 0

You didn't HAVE to do it, so ydi.

XHereNumberThere 0

Why do we allow stupid people to comment on things?