Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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socrkeeper001 0
this reminds me of that episode of friends where ross is getting married to emily but he accidentally says "i take thee rachel" during the vows. this probably means you are still in love with your ex-girlfriend and either havent realized it or are trying to deny it. its a good thing this happened so you didnt marry the wrong person. she may be nice and everything but i doubt youre in love with her. if you were you would have said the right thing.
Ninjaface 0
On the bright side, you probably won your ex-girlfriend back. Just pretend you ran off to look for your fiancé when in fact you ran off to a motel with your ex. In fact, I bet that was the plan all along.
allycat22 0
Thats like Ross saying Rachels name on his wedding day to emily...except a MILLION times worse. better luck with your brain in the future
Luna_the_Loser 0
Some husband you are!
spoo 24
I memmer firs tahm we met. she hepped me finish off a secon jack
spoo 24
er meby dat was her sisser, ah well, ya knows wha i means
Penetration 0
Wow. You are all retarded. The OP fails. I win, you lose. GTFO. Jesus. I know, let's all cry and bitch about something that seems so absurd that it probably didn't happen. Would he really be that stupid to post it on FML if it's something that personal? Get real, folks.
TenebrificTurtle 0
one word youtube
HxCereal 0
How was that honeymoon schmuck? Yeah, epic fail on YOUR part. Way to ruin the most important day of a girl's life. She's NEVER going to forgive you. Ever. No matter what she says. Now crawl back to the ex the story was about.
spoo 24
schmuck, uh oh, are circumcisions now traditional during the honey moon?
papahmarioulez 0
you suck! no offense or anything
Morphs 0
Greatest speech ever... wish I was there :)
Flutist 3
I want to thank everyone for coming to my wedding. When I met Snooky, it was on a snowy night in the alps, we were nude skiing. A bear appeared out of nowhere and I saved her by skull ******* the animal into submission. Her ring is made from the teeth and bones of the bear. I proposed. We had sex right on the bear. I just am so thankful that I share such interesting stories with Cathy... *Bride stands up, throws punch* You bastard. We met at the grocery store.