Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
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Andrew Dutch Beebe 6
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That was a good idea.

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infinitemonkey 21
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Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

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Andrew Dutch Beebe 6
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That was a good idea.

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infinitemonkey 21
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Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

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ApocaClips 5
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enlighten me on how that was offensive

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zack1876 7
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It's a line from family guy which he probably found to be funny.

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vandj8 9
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Yeah, except Peter said testicles, not genitals.

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CliffyB03 28

Maybe the groom wanted to include everyone lol

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Kaylana_fml 31
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Making jokes at weddings = charming and fun. Making a joke of your wedding = offensive and a bad sign. If you can't innately see how that was inappropriate, there's little hope of someone else educating you.

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TrippyEyes 16

I'd consider myself a lucky man if I had a comedic genius like that to snuggle up to every night

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ham_spam 17
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Someone has already done that before your husband

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Viewerv 2

Either you knew his sense of humour but married him anyway or you didn't know, which is bad. Either way, it's a "you deserve it scenario".

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RichardPencil 30
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Annulment is easier than divorce.

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Talented73 54
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THAT is friggin' HYSTERICALLY FUNNY! I damn near choked on my lunch.

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mustangbravo 27
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I would be upset. I mean boys will be boys I guess but I would never have done that during such a ceremony. But hey, you said yes anyway right?

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OtakuTaco 15
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Family Guy?

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