Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 958
You deserved it 1 557

Same thing different taste

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Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

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Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

It's a line from family guy which he probably found to be funny.

Yeah, except Peter said testicles, not genitals.

CliffyB03 28

Maybe the groom wanted to include everyone lol

Making jokes at weddings = charming and fun. Making a joke of your wedding = offensive and a bad sign. If you can't innately see how that was inappropriate, there's little hope of someone else educating you.

TrippyEyes 16

I'd consider myself a lucky man if I had a comedic genius like that to snuggle up to every night

Someone has already done that before your husband

Viewerv 2

Either you knew his sense of humour but married him anyway or you didn't know, which is bad. Either way, it's a "you deserve it scenario".

THAT is friggin' HYSTERICALLY FUNNY! I damn near choked on my lunch.

I would be upset. I mean boys will be boys I guess but I would never have done that during such a ceremony. But hey, you said yes anyway right?