By Anonymous - 2/2/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Classic Jeff

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe | 6

#7403318 - Thursday 2 February 2017 18:15

That was a good idea.

By infinitemonkey | 21

#7403328 - Thursday 2 February 2017 18:22

Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe | 6

#7403318 - Thursday 2 February 2017 18:15

That was a good idea.

By infinitemonkey | 21

#7403328 - Thursday 2 February 2017 18:22

Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

ApocaClips | 5

#7403419 - Thursday 2 February 2017 21:26

enlighten me on how that was offensive

zack1876 | 7

#7403480 - Thursday 2 February 2017 23:25

It's a line from family guy which he probably found to be funny.

vandj8 | 9

#7403570 - Friday 3 February 2017 3:07

Yeah, except Peter said testicles, not genitals.

CliffyB03 | 28

#7404357 - Saturday 4 February 2017 14:03

Maybe the groom wanted to include everyone lol

Kaylana_fml | 31

#7406942 - Wednesday 8 February 2017 22:50

Making jokes at weddings = charming and fun.

Making a joke of your wedding = offensive and a bad sign.

If you can't innately see how that was inappropriate, there's little hope of someone else educating you.