Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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Piklink 0
Dude, you. are. a. *******. IDIOT!
shutuplikenoway 0
I second that.
lebrockshard 10
did you not prepare ur speech!!! even if u didnt, how can u forget how u met the person u want to spend the rest of ur life with!!!??? ur an idiot and YDI
db0z 0
His ex is like,"ya,my pride is still up on my ex" Ex:1 Guy:0
Einstein714 0
dude, u don't tell your current wife about when first meeting your x wife, idiot
lets_be_ian 5
It is easy to see how this happened, after all it is extremely difficult for me to keep track of all of the perfect, love at first sight kind of girls I have fallen hopelessly for. There are just so many that are and ever will be the love of my life. oh, wait... isn't that supposed to only happen once? my bad.
startafire 0
Why the hell was your ex there? You deserve it for being a moron.
annabellaa 0
are you with her as of now?
TenebrificTurtle 0
Smooth move ex lax, i would be pissed at you too. You should have remembered something like that if you were marrying another woman. Are you still in love with your ex? I would get an annulment unless you could prove it was a brain fart.
lets_be_ian 5
I would assume there is not much need for an annulment if she stalked off in the middle of the ceremony... of course I suppose it could have been the reception. clearification needed.
TenebrificTurtle 0
yeah, I didn't know if this was at the reception or the wedding. He didn't say vows, so I figured speech meant after the ceremony, when the party and food were on. But hey, why invite your ex girlfriend, that is just cruel. This sets up like one of those horrible wedding movies where the main guy realizes at the last moment his ex/bestie is the one for him and he gives some glorious speech that right in the middle he turns and goes "Janet! I Love YOu!" And the wife/bride/stalker runs off into the arms of the best man who has loved her just as long. I bet this one had heads not credits rolling at the end.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Friends don't let friends speak drunk at their own wedding.
Flutist 3
OMG was the woman in the Hello Kitty Panties your former wife's maid of honor. That would be the best wedding ever.