Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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mylifeisfuckedd 0
asssshole you totallllyy deserved it
shan789mudge 0
I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.
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Comments (140)
ugh_a_lug 7
YDI for not carefully preparing your speech beforehand. Were you high or drunk? ;)
dave202 0
No, he was crunk
derschadenfreude 5
Abject FAILure.
BB48 0
Bahahaha.
BikerMike 0
no pussy for you
shanisdaman 0
first sexual comment. surprisingly. props man
Xellith 5
she deserves better than some asshole like you.
nabzilla 0
OMG! This reminds of that Friends episode where Ross says Rachel's name instead of Emily's. But damn you deseve it. :(
crowdish 0
lol i was totally thinking that too
aussie_in_SoCal 0
for your sake i hope your new wife is very forgiving... but definitely YDI, this is more of a F HER life not so much yours...
paperxclips 0
Nice job, lmao.
bosshaug 0
I call bullshit how could you make an entire speech about meeting someone and not realize you were thinking of the wrong person I will say good original fake though YDI
FarSide 23
What would you say 1/2 way through your speech when you remembered? "Oh, uh, nevermind".
BritishHobo 0
That would be even more awkward XD
jonny2x4 0
SHENANIGANS!!!! First, how could you get your story mixed up on an important day like your wedding day?Second, who the hell invites their ex to their wedding? Only if she's your baby mama, but that would be the only reason.
smiller0789 3
I'm still good friends with two of my exes (granted, they weren't very serious relationships), I'd invite them to my wedding.