Work: Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

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By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 03:24 - United States - Franklin

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 14:22 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze and cremate the animals. FML

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By need new job - 24/04/2016 18:12 - Germany

Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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colourz 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:15

did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

ihatecake 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:07

that really sux man hang in there

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LittleMissBroken 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:20

at least you don't have to pay for dog food anymore

mabusoden 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:21

That sucks man. When I read this I felt bad. FYL. Hope everything gets better.

nicolangelo 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:21

keep your head up

Frenchface 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:23

I'm sorry :( I would be devastated

alexFYL 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:00

Uh ... what? why didn't you keep him inside or fence it... :/

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:14

I'm so sorry this happened to you. Things will get better, and I'm sure your dog is in doggy heaven!

daemian666 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:17

Atleast u know how he died splattered by a person u may or may not know in the road by a car hope he wasn't ur only friend

margie4peace 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:29

I'm so sorry! i hope you weren't allowing it to run free. If so, YDI, not that the dog did. If not, please look up the Rainbow Bridge poem. it will help you grieve.