Today, my wife and I had arranged a threesome with a guy, but I was late home so they “had the threesome without me.” It’s not cheating, because I obviously knew she was going to have sex with him during the threesome, but me not being there makes me mad and I can’t coherently explain why. FML
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about possibly having a threesome. In his words, choosing a woman would be "a fun new experience for us to enjoy together." But choosing a man would be "forcing me to watch you cheat, and pretend that I'm okay with it." FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML
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kokomo777 17
Makes sense to me. You had an agreement to participate in this intimate act together and she did it without you and without your consent. I don’t think that’s fair at all and I would be mad too.
randybryant799 20
You agreed to a threesome. What she did was not a threesome. She cheated.
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kokomo777 17
Makes sense to me. You had an agreement to participate in this intimate act together and she did it without you and without your consent. I don’t think that’s fair at all and I would be mad too.
hobbestherost666 3
Were you sent on a pointless errand?
RichardPencil 30
Why didn't you call ahead and ask them to wait? Since the horse has left the barn, you ought to just bone the guy up the ass and send him on his way. Mission accomplished.
randybryant799 20
You agreed to a threesome. What she did was not a threesome. She cheated.
neonpachyderm 13
How TF is this a YDI? Threesome - sure, fine, let's roll. But if she slept with the dude without her partner, that's cheating.
1known 31
So you didn’t seem ready for a threesome after all. Cause yes they should have waited for you, but not sure you would have appreciated it either if they had.
Brightside86 30
*Note to self don't be late for threesomes. Though seriously that situation really sucks.
diraven 15
Threesomes take way too many organizational skills
slhiggx 17
It’s not a threesome with just two people. You are the main dish, he is just a side dish. She was inappropriate for her action. She knew the terms, just as you did. She is grown. She should have patience. What she did was wrong. And honestly, this is your hall pass to have a “threesome” with another woman while she’s not around. But I’m sure she wouldn’t be too pleased with that. Make sure she knows it’s a threesome before it happens kind of situation. Or really just talk about it. Maybe if you go to couples counseling bring it up. They are good at their jobs and could help you come to a solve / resolution. What she did is cheating. No way around it. No way at all.
xaonng 5
set up another threesome but with a woman and just do it with the woman and at the very least you'll be even....maybe your wife would even understand the discomfort of the situation