Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
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Comments (97)
ArmsRaceGuitar 1
first comment?..
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Sweet bro
3rdbass 9
I predict a flurry of dislikes in your near future, my friend.
QQmore_fml 18
Just watch **** like normal people...
jem970 19
Novels like that can be way better than **** my friend. As long as they arent 50 shades of grey....
FMLshark 12
Some people prefer erotica to visual ****. That doesn't make them any less normal, it's a matter of preference.
LeafsGuy92 10
Or OP could just get laid.
jem970 19
Actually I read all of them and rather enjoyed them. But did they hit my fantasy buttons and make me swoon? No. But they aren't really written very well. I will be the first to say they won't become great works of literature to be studied over the ages but they are enjoyable.
Inciter 33
Sometimes reading can be more enjoyable than watching. But I think bad grammar can kill an erotic story, so that doesn't always work out.
IAmJad 18
2- that's exactly what I was thinking. Just put one one and beat one out. Idk how anyone gets off to books.
jem970 19
Some of us who don't like ****.
LarryLaDouche 13
People who can read can also get off because of erotic literature. *The more you know*
Shenannigoats 16
Yes. Yes it is.
GNR93 14
First world problems.
tmbfan 11
Same thing sometimes happens to me when somebody makes a really bad grammar mistake in some stories. Knocks my mind off track. >_>
insomnimaniak 19
Just like that moment when you realize action movies are breaking so many laws of physics D:
NeatNit 33
Not really, I love laughing at action movies' disregard for physics. But when an author makes an error/mistake that serves no purpose, ie the author actually didn't know it's a mistake, then it's just annoying.
Dadothy 8
Just watch the video of George Decay reading 50 shades of gray. Trust me you won't regret it ;)
beclaurela 18
Talk about sexy.
PrincessPesa 20
I personally prefer Gilbert Gottfried's rendition. Really gets the juices flowing...mainly bile.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
His name is George Takei* -.-'
vettle 6
I'm sure it was an auto correct
Shenannigoats 16
At least now if George Takei ever wants to star in a zombie movie, we've already got a name picked out for him.
FweakofCydonia 40
It also sounds like a death metal stage name.
3rdbass 9
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.
_GoodGuy 11
Just watch a video OP...
DarkJediLove 19
Try playing doctor instead!
Pleonasm 36
"****'s sake, he can't squeeze her "ample bosom" with both hands at that angle! what a turn off."
carebear808 12
PLEONASM you are everywhere. In every comment section there is on this site... It's crazy... I actually hope you don't see this because them you'll make some snarky comment about it, right?
Pleonasm 36
That's dedication to the cause right there. Sorry if I'm a little late and all that. Timezones eh?
xeka 10
I get destracted the same way if it's a horrid grammar mistake. Then i find the need to fix it with the right word. Lol.
vadaaa 11
I get distracted* if there's a spelling mistake. Then I feel the need to fix it with the right spelling.
xeka 10
;) exatly
Cartera 10
21 - *exactly
lilhellian 27
What about capitalization.. Second sentence.. I*
ambitiousnygrl 17
There is so much irony in your statement #12. Next time, proofread before posting a negative comment regarding bad grammar.
TheRandomIndian 17
12 what exactly are you going to correct if you can't spell yourself?
xeka 10
You all must be pretty damn stupid to not realize the sarcasm. -.-
Mossears133 15
57- no, you just fail at sarcasm
xeka 10
No, you kinda don't have a sense of humor.
lilhellian 27
I got that it could have been sarcasm.. But it still bugged me..
BunchieRules 31
There are certain types of sarcasm and irony that cannot always be understood when reading online. Poor grammar/spelling is one of them, as mistakes are quite common on FML.