Lost
United States
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayTeeth
United Arab Emirates
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
North Miami Beach, United States
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Top comments
aero_fml 0
It's actually a decent razor...
pariah13 0
I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.
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Comments (185)
manzylittle3759 6
If you don't want it, I'll take it
DippinGrizzly907 27
Hey, it's not that bad. They sent me a razor too. Still using it to this day actually
Countryboy_1994 5
At least gillette ackknowledged it was your birthday :)
sue827 15
Awww im sorry
Dr_Jackal 16
Welcome to the world of adulthood, you are now legally responsible for your mistakes but everyone will still treat you like a child for the next 4 years.