Lost
United States
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayTeeth
United Arab Emirates
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
North Miami Beach, United States
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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aero_fml 0
It's actually a decent razor...
pariah13 0
I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.
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Cartain 0
Again with the advertising. I find it hard to believe that the fmylife moderators don't notice this.
jellyfishing 0
Hope this isn't too late. Happy 18th birthday! :)
sdyzhp 0
happy birthday dude though it's late.
geetface 0
Dude that razor is bomb. I got one too on my 18th birthday and that fusion shit is the best shave ever. For real. Be happy cuz you found a jewel
SleazeDisease_fml 0
I got that same razor ... it's pretty cool actually.
Yapanesedidwhat 0
Happy Birthday !!! :D
mehek 0
aww happy late bday! im 18 i no how u feel no 1 really cares its not as big as u think it is =(
MaxSpeed 0
Awww im sorry. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
cizzelle 0
happy birthday bro. i got a razor for my 18th birthday too. funny thing was i didn't have any facial hair to use the razor. lol. matter of fact, im 25 right now and i still don't have facial hair to use the razor. so FML!
Eponine_fml 0
And you didn't remind people, WHY? I mean, it sucks that your friends and family (unless you don't have them, but that's probably not the case) forgot, but you didn't remind them at all? You could have gotten mad, at least. Instead, you go feel sorry for yourself and post on FML?? You gotta speak up dude, or they will forget again next year.